Episodes

Episode 040: Assisting the Deaf and Putting Dairy to Death

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: If you had to give up a food what would it be…gluten, dairy or meat?
  •  What We Drinkin’?
  • @ghettoplex: Deaf Kasi pays another interesting visit and Eric is having the ghetto rub off on him.
  • Am I Crazy…for talking to electronics?
  • Things From a Hat
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Eric
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Episode 039: Nobody Knows About Pantyhose

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • What’s the deal with Pantyhose?
  • Getting to Know You: If you were a teacher what subject would you teach?
  • Brandon catches up from a previous episode.
  • We talk with our caller, Harry, who asks if we have any interactions with our mail carriers.
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Brandon

Episode 038: Missing a Host So Making the Most

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: Brandon Questionnaire
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • #ghettoplex where Erik updates two previous stories and takes a class on Human Trafficking
  • Caller Gator Jon asks, “What is your musical guilty pleasure?”
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Erik

Episode 037: Valentine’s and Pick Up Lines

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: Which Christian pick up lines work the best?
  • Heather and Brandon’s love history
  • Dating and Meeting Tips
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Sponsor Break
  • Mass Debaters: Chocolate vs. Flowers
  • Valentine’s Day thoughts
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Heather

Episode 036: Mass Debating and a Ghetto That's Captivating

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Introduction of our 2nd ever guest-co-host, Tawrelll
  • Getting to Know You: From wishes to vacation homes
  • #ghettoplex stories: cable, cops, community, and Christmas cookies
  • Sponsor Break
  • Mass Debaters: Zach Braff vs Julia Roberts
  • The Best/Worst thing, of All-Time, for the Week
  • Tinder Talk
  • Tawrelll Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Tawrelll

Episode 035: Gastro Crimes and Traveling Through Times

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Intro of our 1st ever guest co-host (in place of Brandon Hollis), 2nd-Time Guest, and Funny or Die’s Brandon Tarzis. We discuss more geographic locations, local news, and how stupid it all is
  • Getting to Know You: Bathroom Basics
  • A gift from a listener is opened on air…listen to what ensues
  • Sponsor Break
  • What We Drinkin?
  • Am I Crazy? Where Mark’s initial thought may need more TIME to think it through
  • Caller, Shia, calls in asking, “Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you hate?”
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with fill-in co-host Brandon

Episode 034: Cheers to the New Year's

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: What are your New Year’s Resolutions
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Sponsor Break
  • Caller, Mr. Michael Parker, asks, “What are your parenting styles?”
  • Tyler Takeaway
  • Lonely Exit with Brandon

Episode 033: A Podcast Carol

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: What did you ask for Christmas?
  • Spirit of Episode 2 visits the show to let us know we will hear from 3 ghost callers
  • We talk about the worst Christmas gift we’ve ever received
  • Ghost of Callers Past calls in
  • #ghettoplex
  • Sponsor Break for the Burp-Digity Carols Album
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’ where Jesse comes bearing gifts
  • Ghost of Present Callers “calls” in
  • Am I Crazy?: Christmas Shopping for lingerie
  • The Ghost of Future Callers calls in
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Jesse

Episode 032: Racist Looks and Vacation Crooks

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: Invisibility or flight?
  • Am I Crazy?: How Mark prepares for vacation.
  • Brandon Sidecars us about old people
  • Erik shares his racist experience
  • Favorite/Worst Thing, of All-Time, for the Week
  • Caller Robert Cringle asks, “What is our favorite holiday?”
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Brandon

Episode 031: Politics and Ghetto Treats and Tricks

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: Who is your favorite President?
  • We talk underwear preferences
  • #ghettoplex stories about robberies, trick-or-treating in the ghetto, and Kevin
  • Sponsor Break
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Max calls in about the election and also asks, “Would you rather have everything you’re thinking appear above your head for everyone to see or have absolutely everything you do live streamed for anyone to see?”
  • Erik’s dad solved how to fix the lack of a dad in a picture he took
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Jesse and phone callers

Episode 030: A Forgetful Waitress and Begging That's Outrageous (w/Guest Glen James)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Recurring Aussie guest, Glen James, introduced
  • Getting to Know You: If you were a WWE wrestler, what would your name be?
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Glen asks the age old question, “Am I Crazy?”
  • #ghettoplex where Erik solves a mystery as well as talks with a deaf woman
  • We play a variation of Urban Dic’
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with guest Glen

Episode 029: Dead Dinner Guests and Stories from the Ghettoplex

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: If you could have dinner with someone alive or dead, who would it be?
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • #ghettoplex
  • Sponsor Break
  • On the Streets with John C. Reilly
  • Caller Amir calls in with a question: Have you ever thought about doing some video content for the show?
  • Listener and fan of the show, Naomi, asks: Can you give us a verbal Venn Diagram of how the hosts of the show know each other.
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Erik

Episode 028: Limits on Both Speed and Places to Knead

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: What is the meaning of your name?
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Am I Crazy?: Does Mark need to broaden his limits when it comes to massages? 
  • Sponsor Break
  • Erik’s speeding ticket experience and cop stories
  • We spontaneously come up with a game called, “Who/What Is Your Favorite…?”
  • Caller Latron asks, “Why all the hate?”
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Brandon

Episode 027: Love We Need Shown and John C Reilly on the Phone

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Getting to Know You: What is your love language?
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Quick Home Depot story
  • #ghettoplex: Pronouncing is important in the ‘hood and Close Encounter of the Prostitute Kind
  • Sponsor Break: JokéMon Go
  • On the Street with John C. Reilly
  • Jesse…What’s Up?
  • Brief discussion on sex position names
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • Lonely Exit with Mark

Episode 026: Favorite Flick and Awkward Shtick

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What is your favorite movie?
  • Mark asks, “Am I Crazy?”
  • Sponsor Break
  • Amazon Reviews and Headphones
  • Listener Question: What is your most awkward boner?
  • ‘Tyler Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Jesse

Episode 025: ILL-Literacy and Obesity

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What is the last book you finished?
  • ‘The Favorite/Worst Thing, of All-Time, for the Week’
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Caller Hank asks: “You discover that your wonderful one year old child, because of a mix up at the hospital, is not yours, would you want to exchange the child to correct the mistake?”
  • #ghettoplex story from Erik about transferring tags and white privilege
  • Lonely Exit with Brandon

Episode 024: Hosting in Lieu and Sleeping Through

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’ has two questions: 1) Which Ninja Turtles are we? 2) If we started a business, what would it be?
  • We Play a game we made up, that someone else also made up, called In Other Words
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’ with guest Man With No Name
  • We discuss how not having a dad is advantageous yet feel bad for the co-hosts who do have a dad
  • Sponsor Break
  • Brandon tells us his most current penis story
  • Brandon tells his most current #ghettoplex story
  • Caller Dr. Kev Orkin asks what ride would we build at a theme park if we could
  • ‘Tyler Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Mark

Episode 023: Bucket List and Bosses Exist

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What is top on your bucket list?
  • #ghettoplex on how Erik is now a drug dealer
  • We play ‘Urban Dic’
  • Intermission
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Caller Jake calls in without a question so we take a listener’s (Naomi from Columbus) question asking, “Do your bosses know you do this podcast, if so what do they think, if not what would they think?”
  • ‘Tyler Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Erik playing guitar and singing original compositions

Episode 022: Self-Control and Groom Patrol

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What is the one food you dislike?
  • ‘What We Drinkin?’ with a little sex advice
  • Erik tells us through story how strong his marriage and self-control is
  • ‘Am I Crazy?’ where Mark talks about a horror movie experience he made up in his head
  • Caller Tank asks: “What was the last picture you’d taken on your phones?”
  • ‘Tyler Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Mark and how he beats the house

Episode 021: Line Cuts and Donating Guts

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: How do you want to die?
  • Donating body parts and pieces
  • What’s in our underwear?
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Erik shares his #ghettoplex gas station experience, shade bathing, milfing it up, and meeting the neighbors
  • Caller Kyle calls is confused and asking, “What’s the best day you’ve had or could ever have?”
  • Erik flips out about the callers
  • Tyler Takeaways
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Erik

Episode 020: What We’d Witness and Dog Poo Sickness

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What was your first car?
  • ‘Least/Most Favorite Thing, of All Time, for the Week’
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • ‘Am I Crazy?’: Do I love my dog too much?
  • Erik shares his haircut experience
  • Caller Arthur Hayes asks, “If you could witneth any event of the patht, prethent, or future, what would it be?”
  • ‘Tyler Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Brandon

Episode 019: Improv and Intellect (w/Guest Brandon Tarzis)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Introducing our guest, Brandon Tarzis, a comedian and performer for UCB (Upright Citizens Brigade) in New York
  • ‘Getting to Know You’: Name a place you’ve never been that you want to visit.
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • We play ‘What’s In Your Wallet?’
  • We learn improv warm-ups and techniques
  • We have a relay call from Jake, who uses relay operator Timothy to ask: What are two words that, people who know you, would use to describe you?
  • ‘Tyler’s Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with guest BT

Episode 018: Middle Name and Hand Shaking Sham

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • We solve the public bathroom debate
  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What is your middle name?
  • We get interrupted by a call from our friend Nick Bradley who has his own #ghettoplex story
  • We play ‘Urban Dic’
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Caller Danny asks us: How do we spend our free time individually?
  • Brandon asks us our opinion about a social situation he was in
  • ‘Tyler’s Takeaways’
  • Jesse does the lonely exit with some celebrity guests

Mother’s Day Special: Push It & Wriggle

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Clearing up a few things Brandon has left on the show
  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What was your first impression of your husband?
  • In ‘Favorite or Worst Thing of All-Time For the Week’ even the ladies take it back to the bathroom
  • ‘What We Drinkin?’
  • Caller Tandy calls in asking what the ladies like most, and what annoys them most, about the guys
  • Michelle takes over Mark’s role for ‘Am I Crazy?’
  • Amy takes over Erik’s role for #ghettoplex stories
  • Heather takes over Brandon’s role as the perverted one with this week’s ‘Show and Tell’
  • ‘Tyler’s Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Heather who tells a sex story about her and Brandon’s threesome

Episode 017 (Part 2): Hipsters, Heists, & Homeless (w/ Fashion Week's Jason Turner & Tyler Earnest)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Caller Clementine Beatrix Tesla talks Cos Play, Coffee, Hats, and asks us a question.
  • Which subculture do each of us identify with?
  • What would our guests want us to do differently for the show?
  • Tyler tells us about his experience at the gas station and how he used to live near Erik’s Ghettoplex.
  • Erik tells a Ghettoplex story.
  • The birth of Tyler’s Takeaways
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Jason and Tyler
  • Our guests play their newest single “Even When the Sun Goes Down” from their band Fashion Week

Episode 017 (Part 1): Dream Careers and a Quiz Appears (w/ GOODBLOOD’s Jason Turner & Tyler Earnest)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Introducing our guests Jason Turner and Tyler Earnest of band GOODBLOOD (https://soundcloud.com/goodbloodohio)
  • ‘Getting to Know You’:
    • What did you want to be when you grew up?
    • Have you ever sent a sexy pic?
  • ‘What We Drinkin’ with Breast Milk
  • ‘Show and Tell’ Quiz Results with Jesse

Episode 016: 1st World Problems and 17th Most Influential Person Joins Us (Special Guest, Comedian Ken M.)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’: What would you name your boat?
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Special Guest, Ken M, who is Time’s 17th Most Influential Person on the Internet, joins us on the show.
  • ‘Worst Thing, of All-Time, for the Week’
  • ‘Am I Crazy?’: Mark and his newspapers
  • ‘Takeaways’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ w/ Mark

Episode 015: Penny Preservation and Donation Frustration

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Introducing our guests Glen James and The Soorley’s Nick Gleeson
  • ‘Getting to Know You’: Who’s the most famous person we’ve met?
  • ‘Am I Crazy?’: Give a Penny, Take a Penny
  • Donation frustration
  • To Catch a Predator
  • American culture according to Aussies, their own Steve Irwin, and can those whose country was owned by the United Kingdom, as of the last century, actually distinguish between the United Kingdom and Great Britain, unlike us?
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • ‘Favorite Thing, of All-Time, for the Week’
  • Caller, Chester, asks, “When’s a time you offended someone with maybe not realizing you did it?”
  • ‘Show Takeaways’
  • ‘Not So Lonely Exit’ with our two guests

Episode 014: John C. Reilly and Things We Favorite Highly (w/Guest Scott Rickord)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Introducing our guest Scott Rickord, founder of Moderate Memes, who sounds like John C. Reilly
  • Mark shares a John C. Reilly story since the name was brought up
  • ‘Getting to Know You’ question: If you had to lose two appendages which would they be?
  • ‘Favorite Thing, of All-Time, for the Week’
  • ‘Urban Dic’
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • ‘Show & Tell’ Scott brings gifts and Mark reads an old Dear Abby
  • ‘Takeaway’
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with guest Scott

Episode 013: Lost In Translation and Apocalypse Allegation

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’ question: If we were women what kind of underwear would we wear?
  • ‘Show and Tell’: Instructions and Fortune
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Caller Jacque Pe Pe asks if we think America is the best country in the world and why or why not
  • ‘Am I Crazy’: Zombie Apocalypse
  • Lonely Exit with Jesse

Episode 012: Sinister Nursery Rhymes and Gum Bumming Crimes

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • ‘Getting to Know You’ question: What is your least favorite fashion trend?
  • “Ghettoplex Stories’
  • ‘Show and Tell’ with Jesse: Nursery Rhymes
  • ‘Am I Crazy’ with Mark: Gum Bum
  • ‘What We Drinkin’?’
  • Caller Joey from Jersey asks, “What’s your biggest fear?”
  • If we or our spouses died would we/they remarry?
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with Erik: Financial Advice

Episode 011: Everything Stained and Stories Unrestrained (w/Guest David Carey)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • We introduce our guest, David Carey
  • “The Incident” is relived and debated
  • Our guest David takes questions
  • What We Drinkin?
  • Brandon’s ‘Fit It In There’ aka ‘Word of the Day’
  • Brandon defends his music
  • Is the world flat?
  • Our guest, David, shares a circumcision story with us
  • Callers, 2 Demo Dudez, Tyson and Robbie, call with a question
  • We discuss, in length, our proudest moments
  • ‘Rotten Tomatoes Reviews’ and please leave us a similar review on iTunes
  • ‘Lonely Exit’ with our guest David

Episode 010: Drug Shoes and Naked Neighbor Views

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Who would play us in a movie and what would the title be?
  • Mark’s neighbors
  • App dad
  • We play BrandonDash
  • We thank our listeners who have contributed to the show
  • Story from the Ghettoplex
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Caller Roger asks us who we would Marry, Kill, and Romance out of the other three guys on the show
  • Brandon does possibly the weirdest ‘Lonely Exit’ we’ll ever be able to do

Episode 009: Three That Croak and Teeth That Broke

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Starting our introduction question but then get interrupted with Brandon’s tooth breaking right in the middle of it.
  • Listener, Angela D., asked a question: “What is your favorite habit?”
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • We go back to the intro question who will the 3rd celebrity be who dies?
  • Caller Victor asks when was the last time each member of the show has cried
  • Brandon brings up an Amazon.com question and we discuss spammers
  • Lonely Exit with Mark

Episode 008 (Part 2): Wrong Home and Wrong Phone (w/Guest Simon Forsythe)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Just when we thought we were out of the bathroom, the urinal pulls us back in
  • Caller Paco asks what’s the maddest we’ve ever been
  • Erik’s wrong number goes wrong, like horribly wrong
  • We do the first ever ‘Lonely Exit’ to our guest Simon

Episode 008 (Part 1): Mexican Boxers and Sexy Talkers (w/Guest Simon Forsythe)

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • New Year’s Resolutions
  • Moving
  • Mark and Guest Simon share their awkward stories of being hit on
  • Stories from the Ghettoplex: Urine, You’re Out!
  • When is a #2 allowed to be taken outside?
  • What We Drinkin’?

Episode 007: Cardinal Crimes and Condom Conundrums

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Celebrity crushes
  • Stories from the Ghettoplex
    • Cardinal crimes
    • Condom conundrum
    • Tools left behind
    • Light peddlers
  • Ghost Stories with Brandon
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • 80’s/90’s movies
  • Caller CJ calls in with a question:  Individually do we see ourselves confrontational?
  • How to shoplift
  • Brandon awkwardly signs us off but sparks a new idea

Episode 006: Music Bumps & Mumps and Bumps

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • First albums
  • Erik introduces Burp Diggity
  • Bieber Fever
  • Actresses over 50 & Saggie Gyllenhaal vs Renee Zellweger
  • Adele & Sam Simon
  • Teriyaki Mary calls in speaking only in actual Facebook posts
  • Sponsor shout out
  • Phone app ideas
  • Do mumps have bumps?
  • What You Drinkin’?

Episode 005: Puzzling Posts & Plants and Pants

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • First Kisses
  • Real Facebook Posts from: Teriyaki Mary
  • What You Drinkin’?
  • Plants and Pants
  • Brandon brings up an old subject: Bidets
  • Caller: Jamal from Chicago asks what our signs are

Episode 004: Southern Ireland & Social Segregation

In this week’s episode we discuss:

  • Trying to come up with a tag line
  • Star Wars (Tickets and Characters)
  • UK vs. Great Britain vs. Southern Ireland
  • Accents, geography and elements
  • Surprise guest Down Southern shares his thoughts
  • What We Drinkin’?
  • Credit cards not approved
  • Cedar Point promotes Social Segregation
  • Utility companies hate loyal customers
  • Getting fat

Episode 003: What Happened to Episode 2?

We discuss why Episode 2 is missing as well as:

  • Brandon’s rules for the show 
  • We fire our intern Ravi
  • Caller: Cress has a question
  • Pet peeves that starts with toilet paper annoyances but somehow gets us into discussing wiping techniques and toilet seats.
  • We want to be attractive to not only straight women but we explain why homosexual men as well
  • What we drinkin’
  • Stories from Erik’s new duplex project
  • Brandon wants to go back to a previous subject…pet peeves

Episode 001: What Are We Naming This Show?

In our first ever episode, think of it as more of an Intro/Pilot, we figure we should give the show a name. We also discuss: how this show was “birthed”, Thermos’ (sorry), our special guest Dane Cook, Brandon brandishes a gun, our jobs & the military, and what we won’t discuss on the show.